Stolen from *Candy0Addict

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[X] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[X] Shorts = cutie
[] Skirt/skort = skank
[] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Tight jeans = scene kid
[] Ripped jeans = emo
[] Cammo = cage fighter
[] Jeans = prep
[] Cargo = clown
[] Sweats = athlete
[] Boxers = brat
[] Booty shorts = female
[] Capris = Gangster
[] Nothing = hoe
[] Dickies = weirdo
[] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[] Skinny jeans = beast
[] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[] Black = with a sexy smile
[X] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[] Red = that likes to have fun
[] Brown = who loves to be different
[] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[] Bald = with herpes
[] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[] 1 = who ate
[] 2 = who needed
[] 3 = who killed
[] 4 = who shot
[X] 5 = who killed
[] 6 = who smoked with
[] 7 = who farted on
[] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[] 10 = who cuddled with
[] 11 = who slept with
[] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[] 01 = the kool-aid man
[] 02 = a dog
[] 03 = a shoe
[] 04 = a toothbrush
[] 05 = Santa Claus
[] 06 = The Trojan man
[] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[] 08 = a prostitute
[] 09 = a porn star
[] 10 = a bag of weed
[] 11 = a lover
[] 12 = a glass of milk
[] 13 = a horse
[] 14 = a lesbian
[] 15 = a stripper
[] 16 = a pickle
[] 17 = a jew
[] 18 = a homo
[] 19 = an orange
[] 20 = a dildo
[X] 21 = a homeless guy
[] 22 = a whore
[] 23 = my crush
[] 24 = an easter egg
[] 25 = a jar of honey
[] 26 = a condom
[] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[] 28 = a french fry
[] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[] White = because I love marijuana
[X] Black = because im sexy as hell
[] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[] Purple = because I'm gay
[] Gray = because I got dared
[] Other = because that's how i roll
[] Green = because I'm good in bed
[] Orange = because I smoke crack
[] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[] Brown = because I had to
[] Shirtless = because I've got abs

Sexy cutie with a hot boyfriend who killed a homeless guy because I’m sexy as hell.

....lolwut?